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selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

selenerpatrol:

my destination is wherever this bus is going

(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings)

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l20music:

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

Amen.


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thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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Anonymous asked:
You said I was cute once and my roommate asked me "what's wrong with you?" and i was like "oh nothing just the prettiest girl in the world thinks I"m cute, that's all"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :) :)

<3 <3 <3


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Anonymous asked:
I just love you!

I actually really needed that, thank you :)


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momofficial:

a new level of white boy

white, round, has a crack in it? What do you want here, bro??

momofficial:

a new level of white boy

white, round, has a crack in it? What do you want here, bro??

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verywetteen:

spoon me while we watch bobs burgers until I fall asleep and drool all over you plz


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born-with-it-maybe:

femme The greatest injustice of vice,

born-with-it-maybe:

femme The greatest injustice of vice,

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kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated)


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Sleep or internet: the daily struggle. (Compromise: sideways internetting).

Sleep or internet: the daily struggle. (Compromise: sideways internetting).

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send me a number
  • 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
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booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me? 

Within functional limits, size means NOTHING, though&#8230;I&#8217;d be more interested in stats like &#8220;interest in cunnilingus&#8221; and &#8220;determination to make partner come&#8221;&#8230;but that&#8217;s just me.

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

Within functional limits, size means NOTHING, though…I’d be more interested in stats like “interest in cunnilingus” and “determination to make partner come”…but that’s just me.

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imperfectlyxo:

In case you haven’t heard this lately; I’m proud of you. You’re doing so well, keep going.


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nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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I’m just here for the Richard joke.

(Source: anarchistpizzahut)


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