tildawadin:

HOW TO SPOT A DOUCHE:

  • Thinks it has a right to your body because it finds it hot
  • Thinks it has a right to your body because you spoke to each other one time and you were being polite
  • Has a partner but goes behind its partner’s back by writing these stuff to you
  • Knows that you have a partner but it’s okay because “your boyfreind dosent need 2 know anything”
  • Calls you “hun” directly after you told it to stop calling you “baby”
  • Thinks that “no” means “please continue trying to talk me into it”
  • Tries negotiation, like “just 1 pic?” and “if you do this one thing, then I’ll leave you alone”
  • Feels like what it wants is worth more than what you want

Maybe my “boobs are like a phanomen”, whatever that is, but they are not for you.

Reblogged from yourbelovedkhaleesi