Down for you is up.

*5

happy late hallopeen

My eyebrows are still stained from my appearance as Tinka Titbags, slutty dragqueen extraordinaire.

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seashelby:

jillmariegaerlan:

i need this is in my dorm room.

omg. thin mints!

*1126

Reblog if your first or last name is always spelled/pronounced wrong

merlins:

angelcondom:

morningrosie:

thatssocialsuicide:

flissss:

katieefiasco:

heartley… WHAT IS THAT?! really?! it’s hartley.

people pronounce it bannerham sometimes. or spell it ~~bannam~~. it’s banham.

people always spell it hellen. and my nanny always pronounces it helin. it’s helen

People always spell my surname martin, or sometimes marton, or martyn. It’s marten.

People call me Julie when it is most obviously Julia. And no one can say my last name right except for teachers. Cayer. Does that look so hard to say? Kay-er. It’s a hard ‘c’ not a soft ‘c’ mmkay?

the beginning of my last name is pronounced backwards. no one has ever gotten it right on their first try. seriously, the day someone says (spelling is a whole different ball game) cichetti right, i’ll be able to die happy.

Michaela.

It’s not Mikayla.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

*26

vela:

sostark:

beeriety:

Beeriety Takes A Hard Look At Hard Ciders

We’ve been discussing the many different beers that are associated with the autumn months lately. For many though, beer is not the only drink strongly connected to the fall. Hard cider is also quite popular this time of the year. Here are five great craft ciders that are worth a try…

Mmmmm.

My favorite fall drink right now is the “Chuck Berry” they serve in the pub I live above. It’s Woodchuck and Framboise. Yum.

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thedmoshow:

somethingintellectual:

This. Especially seeing as my last name starts with an S.

(via emonerdcore:oldfilmsflicker:wakethedevil)

my students still do this.

Bubble letters of all sorts.

*6

10 Most Worthless College Degrees

(via abenoit)

I was once English Lit with an American Studies minor. They aren’t joking.

*12

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fencehopping:

Radiohead - Karma Police

this is what you get.

*5

fencehopping:

Brass Knuckle Corkscrew. Buy here.

Need this.

*29

absurdlakefront:

(via bandwagonpete)

My motto.

*409

abenoit:

(via fuckyeahhappy)

This is deep.

Blew my mind.

*27

fuckyeahohnotheydidnt:

re: Tom Cruise served as inspiration for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Nobody is surprised.

(submitted by anonymous)

hahahaha.

*21

I am going to name this parsley plant "Elvis Parsley."

(via vela)

I think we are related or something.

*3

mercurypdx:

I’m gunna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it’s al-right
Cuz I’m the king of fingerbang, let’s not fight
I’ll just fingerbang, bang you every night

I wonder how much he pays? I could use a quick buck to be honest.

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