January 2009
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axelrod:
One of the reps we deal with here at work leaves early or is out of the office from time to time, like anyone. Unlike other people he gives WAY too much info. Here is today’s example:
I need to pick up my son and take him to play Bingo. Little fundraiser at school. Nothing like teaching kids to gamble at a young age to start them off right. Wonder if they will have scotch and ash...
Sweet.
I am now a Tumblette.
may my heart always be open to little
birds who are the secrets of living...
– e. e. cummings (via forsrs)
bandwagonpete:
omg… my mom has 4… maybe 5 dates this weekend… wtf?!? hilarious. go mom!
Dang, muffin! Did she meet them on the internets?
zomgblog:
ONTD is DOWN. :(
It broke the internet.
hi http://napstr.tumblr.com/ →
sashas:
pilnick:
atheistramblings:
veganista:
CREEPER STOP CREEPING YOU FUCKING WERIDO!
did you create a tumblr just to follow people? get a fucking life loser.
I’m also being followed by a pack of wolves that don’t seem to have much to say for themselves either.
Wierd, I got the napstr follower last night too. I don’t have the wolves but I’m assuming it’s meant to be a joke like the...
Schools Phasing Out Cursive →
absurdlakefront:
jaimeleighfairbrother:
menstrom:
It’s about damn time. I never understood why such emphasis was put on an arcane form of penmanship. They may as well teach architectural lettering… at least it is legible.
Well, this breaks my heart. My mother has beautiful penmanship. Her mother did, too. I spent hours as a child staring at her lovely, lilting letters and practicing my own.
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pet peeve
humanknity:
yousoldtheworld:
It really drives me crazy when people say they are “OCD” about things. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a serious mental illness, and being paranoid or worried about something does not make you so. Stop belittling what might be a legitimate problem of someone else. Dumbshit.
When my immune system isn’t up to par, I don’t say I have HIV.
Agree! Additionally,...
Sent to me via text during today's lab meeting.
devmonster:
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.
I hate the fact that I find things like this so funny.
ask if they want to play with your toy trains and eat frozen crab meat.
– Matthew (via axelrod)
You're Going To Be Talking About This: Citigroup... →
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pet peeve
It really drives me crazy when people say they are “OCD” about things. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a serious mental illness, and being paranoid or worried about something does not make you so. Stop belittling what might be a legitimate problem of someone else. Dumbshit.
When my immune system isn’t up to par, I don’t say I have HIV.
Obama offers some economic stimulus specifics -... →
Wind and solar energy, endowments for the arts, modernizing schools over the next 3 years.
You are empowered to remind people that they are utterly free.
– Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via au-hasard) (via foxholememoirs) (via lhh) (via madgirlslovesongs) (via hopetimist)