December 2010
8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively... →
Hahahaha. I love the internet!
Welcome to this century.
So, for the holidays, I decided to reward myself both for working my ass off and also for losing 50 pounds, I finally replaced my 12 year old 20 inch piece of shit tv.
I didn’t get anything fancy, just a basic 32 inch LCD, but holy fuckballs, I’m never leaving the tv again.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19) →
DJ Earworm (8)
The Kinks (4)
Lil’ Wayne (2)
Jeff Buckley (2)
Bob Dylan (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
saw some bros in the store parking lot
z: so if a group of geese is a gaggle, what do you call a group of bros?
me: a douchebaggle.
z: that's worth posting.
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how James Franco found out about his Golden Globe...
MEREDITH VIERA: So how did you find out about your nomination?
JAMES FRANCO: Barry at Fox Searchlight texted me. He's my text message friend, we send each other photos of fat animals.
VIERA: Okay...
Since I was talking about work...
One of my residents has improved his vocabulary. He can how say “spongebob”, “Bob Barker”, “damnit” and he can do one hell of an Elvis lip.
One of the little bitty ones has learned that farts are funny and does the best evil little chuckle. He also picked my phone out of my pocket, and I didn’t find it until 2 hours later. He was asleep with one hand...
sparklycockles asked: DDDDDDDDDDDDD: WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
sparklycockles asked: DDDDDDDDDDDDD: WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
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Cannot be unseen.
I just saw a .gif of a man ejaculating a pen. Sometimes I hate the internet.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12) →
Glee Cast (11)
R.E.M. (10)
Black Sabbath (2)
Band of Horses (2)
David Bowie (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
This is the glamorous.: The anatomy of a perfect... →
thisistheglamorous:
Have someone who is inherently ridiculous, knows he’s ridiculous, but still leaves the notion of whether or not he has the awareness of what he’s putting out into the world via Twitter vague and unanswered.
Apparently, there is a time when it’s “cool” to imitate Lil Jon to his face.
Hash…
Horoscopes 4 Horses: Top 100 Songs of 2010: #1 →
horoscopes4horses:
1. “Yulia,” Wolf Parade. You know how Spencer Krug is always swearing—retroward, penny-ante-iconically, cathetered-hearted, into the shell of a microphone to whatever friends he has left—that life is all about ABSTRACTION, that the city limits are the moral minimum, that the direct flight…
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Guaranteed to help you lose sleep, scientists... →
absurdlakefront:
Astronomers Find First Evidence Of Other Universes.
Lol.
Sometimes I forget that not everyone lives on the internet, and as such, some people aren’t nearly as desensitized to crazy as I am.
I spent a good deal of my night at work last night explaining furries to my one male coworker. He was unsettled. My work here is done.
