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December 15 2009

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28, that's OLD!

axelrod:

I was doing some research on a player the Chicago Fire may acquire in the off season. I read he is 28 and thought “Damn, that’s old.” Then I look at his wikipedia page and see he was born in ‘81 and think “Wait, he was born in 1981, I was born in 1984. I am no where near that age so he isn’t 28”. Then I do the math… We are BOTH old.

‘fraid so, my friend. We’re old as fuck.

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carlisleiq: dxo: stonerparty: From tonight’s Colbert Report Snoop Dogg: I was prescribed medicinal marijuana. Stephen Colbert: From Dr. Dre? :D …is that a steak!?

carlisleiq:

dxo:

stonerparty:

From tonight’s Colbert Report

Snoop Dogg: I was prescribed medicinal marijuana.

Stephen Colbert: From Dr. Dre?

:D

…is that a steak!?

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Irish Car Bomb Float …get in me.

Irish Car Bomb Float

…get in me.

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Seeing people wearing cargo pants is like seeing a ghost.

notthatkindagay:

jermainia:

Blast from the past-y, even.

OMG I SAW A PAIR OF THESE YESTERDAY AND REACTED TEH SAME WAY.

My biggest clothing pet peeve of all time is khaki cargo shorts.

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thewarindrew: “Kids ruin everything.  Just look at the stitching on my blouse.  Horrible!” -Karen Walker “I’m fabulous… I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.”

thewarindrew:

“Kids ruin everything.  Just look at the stitching on my blouse.  Horrible!”

-Karen Walker

“I’m fabulous… I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half and I got a killer rack.”

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

thisistheglamorous:

The Dead Weather - Treat Me Like Your Mother
bewarethesavagejaw

YES.

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That’s cold, mom.

That’s cold, mom.

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absurdlakefront: Oh shit, someone brought Frango mint chocolates to the office.  I have approximately a -10% chance of resisting them. I have a foolproof way for you to avoid eating them - grab that shit and fedex it to me.

absurdlakefront:

Oh shit, someone brought Frango mint chocolates to the office.  I have approximately a -10% chance of resisting them.

I have a foolproof way for you to avoid eating them - grab that shit and fedex it to me.

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tonrevanche: I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN I LIKE DICK BUT BOOBS DON’T SCARE ME!!

tonrevanche:

I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

I LIKE DICK BUT BOOBS DON’T SCARE ME!!

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piratekitten: baby tapir born at the franklin park zoo. !!!<3

piratekitten:

baby tapir born at the franklin park zoo.

!!!<3

December 14 2009

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)

  1. Bob Dylan (20)
  2. Johnny Flynn (20)
  3. Arrah and the Ferns (2)
  4. Notorious B.I.G. and Miley Cyrus (1)
  5. OutKast (1)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

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noorramadan: I just want to know how he got high enough to write at the top of the board lol! &#8230;now I can&#8217;t stop wondering, either.

noorramadan:

I just want to know how he got high enough to write at the top of the board lol!

…now I can’t stop wondering, either.

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thedailywhat: Infographic of the Day: “Diagram of Geek Culture.” Yup. Pretty much. Also: Arguing —&gt; Godwin’s Law —&gt; Reductio ad Hitlerum —&gt; Famous tyrants —&gt; Facial hair. Embiggen. [via.]

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: “Diagram of Geek Culture.”

Yup. Pretty much.

Also: Arguing —> Godwin’s Law —> Reductio ad Hitlerum —> Famous tyrants —> Facial hair.

Embiggen.

[via.]

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"It’s like, philosophical. Which came first, the shirt or the scarf??"

Sorority girl sitting near me in the coffee shop to a boy who looks like he wants to kill himself.

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Cheddar-Thyme Potato Knishes Meet my dinner.

Cheddar-Thyme Potato Knishes

Meet my dinner.